H.G. rushed us away from Marx’s tomb after claiming it was just another Communist plot.
H.G. rushed us away from Marx’s tomb after claiming it was just another Communist plot.
We couldn’t stay long at the Boston Public Library - we had to book it because H.G. started checking out all the wrong people.
I don’t think she likes what we’ve done with the world. We try to take her places we think she might enjoy, but it never works out the way we’d like…
We do have an idea for a few stops she might like, though, so keep your eyes peeled! If we can get even one smile out of her, we’ll be happy. Seriously, you’d think the woman was a statue or something…

We stopped by Mount Rainier, but we weren’t able to stay long because H.G. nearly blew her top.
We stopped by Grant’s Tomb for a quick pic.
H.G. seemed a bit grave, so we didn’t stay too long.
We stopped by the First Bank of the U.S., but H.G. wasn’t too fond of it. She said it didn’t make cents.

H.G. went a bit ape when we stopped by the Empire State Building.
H.G. Wells wasn’t so sure about visiting the Cathedral of Milan because she was just a bit off her rocker, but we assured her that it was all right and there was no need to worry.
After all, Moses was a basket case, too.

Oh dam, I don’t think H.G. liked this stop.
First things first, we decided to show H.G. around the state. That means…
Mt. Rushmore! She didn’t even say a thank you, just posed for the camera.
I think H.G. is going to be taking our educational vacation time for granite.